So there are two kinds of people in the life of a single girl like myself who like to ask the question, "So, are you dating anybody?" The first is the cool friend or acquaintance who responds to my answer with, "Wow, I do not understand why somebody like you has not been snatched up yet," or some other flattering response that makes me feel like I am not a total troll because they can't see why someone has not pledged their undying love. The second is the one who recoils in horror when I state my single status as if I have just revealed the tragic results of my biopsy. Lucky for me, I ran into such a person this week who made me ask, "Seriously? Seriously,"and for the sake of this story I will change her name to Mandy:
So there I was minding my own business as I walked down the hall of the Taggart Student Center when I spotted Mandy and her Husband coming towards me. Now I have known Mandy for a while and have never really been friends with her, but since I am not a jerk, I think she believes we are closer than we really are:
Mandy: Oh hi Anne! Long time no see-how are you? (I also forgot to mention that she is one of those that talks to everyone as if they are 5 years old)
Anne: I am doing great! How are you guys?
Mandy: Well, we are so happy-we are expecting a baby! Are you dating anyone?
Anne: I am not-when are you due?
Mandy: (putting her comforting hand on my arm)Oh no! Well, don't lose faith. One day you will find someone and then you can be happy too!
Anne: (this is where I am thinking, Seriously?) Great-well I will see you later.
Mandy: Oh okay-see you later and remember don't lose faith.
Seriously? Seriously...I know that maybe this Mandy girl is a bit of an extreme(but true)example-but unfortunately this is a real phenomena that happens to us single people. Here is what I have to say about that: I can be single and miserable or single and happy so I choose to be single and happy. I have had a book floating around in my head that is titled, "Making the Most of Your Singleness" which is what I am hoping all of my single friends are doing. Because I am making the most of my singleness and I am truly happy with my life. And I don't need any reminders to keep the faith. Seriously.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Hey Baby Let's Go to Vegas!
We had the opportunity to spend 32 hours in Vegas last weekend, so of course, there were lots of picture opportunities!
Laura and I got there hours before everyone else, so we decided to take a walk on the strip and find some grub. We got to see the fountains at the Bellagio, an indoor rainstorm (which wasn't that cool) and there was even a star on the sidewalk honoring a lady who was a humanitarian/stripper. We held hands with Shaq:
Hung out with Nicolas Cage:
Saw the Statue of Liberty whilst staying at the New York New York Hotel and Casino:
But best of all, we added a new brother to our fam when our sister named Jen married Ryan:
It was fun to see the whole family and even some of the Vegas Barlows that we never get to see:
Can you tell that we are siblings?
Even Sammie had a blast with her first visit to Sin City and hanging out with her Johnny (our "adopted" brother):
All in all it was a great trip where we saw many interesting things, had people trying to hand us unclean things with phone numbers for more unclean things, and had a blast just being with each other. Then, as many may not know, I have been cursed with really bad weather coming back to Logan through the canyon the past 3 times I have gone out of town. This time it was bad enough to have chains required (which in Utah means it has to be BAD). Luckily, I have the trusty Jeep that never lets me down and always gets me home safe. Even when the road ahead of me looks like this (which I took a picture of whilst driving and I think that I am somewhere just past Mantua, but I am not sure):
So basically, if there is a drought where you are, invite me there because we had rain in Vegas when I visited and blizzard in Utah when I got back. Forecast for this weekend when I am staying home? Clear skies and unseasonably warm temperatures. Unless the Jeep and I decided to go out of town...
Laura and I got there hours before everyone else, so we decided to take a walk on the strip and find some grub. We got to see the fountains at the Bellagio, an indoor rainstorm (which wasn't that cool) and there was even a star on the sidewalk honoring a lady who was a humanitarian/stripper. We held hands with Shaq:
Hung out with Nicolas Cage: 
Saw the Statue of Liberty whilst staying at the New York New York Hotel and Casino:
But best of all, we added a new brother to our fam when our sister named Jen married Ryan:
It was fun to see the whole family and even some of the Vegas Barlows that we never get to see:
Can you tell that we are siblings?
Even Sammie had a blast with her first visit to Sin City and hanging out with her Johnny (our "adopted" brother):
All in all it was a great trip where we saw many interesting things, had people trying to hand us unclean things with phone numbers for more unclean things, and had a blast just being with each other. Then, as many may not know, I have been cursed with really bad weather coming back to Logan through the canyon the past 3 times I have gone out of town. This time it was bad enough to have chains required (which in Utah means it has to be BAD). Luckily, I have the trusty Jeep that never lets me down and always gets me home safe. Even when the road ahead of me looks like this (which I took a picture of whilst driving and I think that I am somewhere just past Mantua, but I am not sure):
So basically, if there is a drought where you are, invite me there because we had rain in Vegas when I visited and blizzard in Utah when I got back. Forecast for this weekend when I am staying home? Clear skies and unseasonably warm temperatures. Unless the Jeep and I decided to go out of town...
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Attention Southwest Passengers
I am always amazed by the interesting things that I observe about people who are probably perfectly rational until they step foot into the airport and now suddenly view themselves as the most important individuals on the planet. So, here are some travel tips I thought of that we can all abide by and I am sure find people to remind about:
1. We all know that Southwest is the Wal-Mart of airlines. We all hate to fly it, but cannot justify paying more money flying something else. We all pay the same low airfare to be able to get our numbers, stand in line and hurry onto the plane to get the perfect seat. Never fail, there are always those passengers who walk through the lines and make sure that everyone is standing in the correct order so that no one with a higher number gets on the plane before they do. Newsflash: we all get to our destination at the same time, so hurrying on the plane is not going to get you there any sooner than anyone else .
2. There are certain rules about carry-on baggage that have been in place for years. They have not changed and will probably never change. You can take on carry-ons that will fit under the seat or neatly into the overhead bins. But, never fail, there is always at least one passenger that tries to take on a huge bag that will not fit into either of those places. When an airline employee tries to do their job and tell said passenger that they are not allowed to bring the baggage onto the plane there is all sorts of arguing that ensues. Really, if you are this passenger, please just check your bag and get over yourself.
3. When going through the security line, there are a few things you can do to make it go smoother. Wear shoes that are easy to remove. You will have to remove them. You can thank the now infamous "shoe bomber" for having to go through the security gate bare foot. Do not travel with over 3 ounces of liquid anything. There are giant signs that have all of the banned substances and pictures of things that you cannot take on the plane. If you do not understand something on the sign, please feel free to ask one of the seasoned travelers around you and I am sure they will be happy to help you if for no other reason than they do not want to get stuck behind you in line for anything.
4. Last but not least-please consider your outfit you will be traveling in very carefully. You will be slinging bags around and shlepping from one end of the airport to the other and will most likely find yourself in very close quarters with complete strangers. Things have a way of shifting when doing this and you probably don't want to expose anything that is meant to be covered. If you are having a hard time deciding what you would like to spend the day wearing, just follow this tip that I use when deciding what to put on: pretend that you will have the cameras from the show "What Not to Wear" secretly following you and that whatever you have on will be flashed on national television with all of your pertinent information. You will probably rethink those gold leggings and too tight t-shirt that you borrowed from the set of Miami Vice and spare being snickered at in a couple of different states.
I am sure that there are a bunch more travel tips that I can think of, but these are just the ones that I observed last weekend whilst going to Cali. I can't wait to see what the upcoming weekend in Vegas has in store...better make sure my camera batteries are charged.
1. We all know that Southwest is the Wal-Mart of airlines. We all hate to fly it, but cannot justify paying more money flying something else. We all pay the same low airfare to be able to get our numbers, stand in line and hurry onto the plane to get the perfect seat. Never fail, there are always those passengers who walk through the lines and make sure that everyone is standing in the correct order so that no one with a higher number gets on the plane before they do. Newsflash: we all get to our destination at the same time, so hurrying on the plane is not going to get you there any sooner than anyone else .
2. There are certain rules about carry-on baggage that have been in place for years. They have not changed and will probably never change. You can take on carry-ons that will fit under the seat or neatly into the overhead bins. But, never fail, there is always at least one passenger that tries to take on a huge bag that will not fit into either of those places. When an airline employee tries to do their job and tell said passenger that they are not allowed to bring the baggage onto the plane there is all sorts of arguing that ensues. Really, if you are this passenger, please just check your bag and get over yourself.
3. When going through the security line, there are a few things you can do to make it go smoother. Wear shoes that are easy to remove. You will have to remove them. You can thank the now infamous "shoe bomber" for having to go through the security gate bare foot. Do not travel with over 3 ounces of liquid anything. There are giant signs that have all of the banned substances and pictures of things that you cannot take on the plane. If you do not understand something on the sign, please feel free to ask one of the seasoned travelers around you and I am sure they will be happy to help you if for no other reason than they do not want to get stuck behind you in line for anything.
4. Last but not least-please consider your outfit you will be traveling in very carefully. You will be slinging bags around and shlepping from one end of the airport to the other and will most likely find yourself in very close quarters with complete strangers. Things have a way of shifting when doing this and you probably don't want to expose anything that is meant to be covered. If you are having a hard time deciding what you would like to spend the day wearing, just follow this tip that I use when deciding what to put on: pretend that you will have the cameras from the show "What Not to Wear" secretly following you and that whatever you have on will be flashed on national television with all of your pertinent information. You will probably rethink those gold leggings and too tight t-shirt that you borrowed from the set of Miami Vice and spare being snickered at in a couple of different states.
I am sure that there are a bunch more travel tips that I can think of, but these are just the ones that I observed last weekend whilst going to Cali. I can't wait to see what the upcoming weekend in Vegas has in store...better make sure my camera batteries are charged.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Flashback Friday...on Thursday
In honor of my High School reunion that is this weekend I figured that I should share one of my senior pics:
So, although I am going home to Pleasanton for the weekend (hence the post on thursday instead of friday), I will not be attending the reunion...I guess that all of my classmates will have to enjoy the open bar without me. Hopefully I will be able to find something to do instead...
So, although I am going home to Pleasanton for the weekend (hence the post on thursday instead of friday), I will not be attending the reunion...I guess that all of my classmates will have to enjoy the open bar without me. Hopefully I will be able to find something to do instead...
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